Brothers and sisters, in the name of the lord, donate whatever you can with a word of ‘prayer’. Every dollar you offer us…, consider it an offering to God.
Tag price: $3,721
Tag price: $3,036
Tag price: $1,100
Sale price: $1,045
As a preacher-man all I can do is to direct your offering (hard-earned), towards God. God will NOT accept it if you offer him yourself. He REQUIRES an agent to do the deed for him.
Finale price: $945
And under no circumstances shalt thou question the ‘Great OZ’, which is I – your HUMBLE son of a
bitch preacher-man. Even if you happen to see me walk around wearing $2K+ sneakers with your hardly-earned money.
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