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“Sir, How Much Salad Dressing Would You Like?”

Customer: "I'll take all the Ranch dressing you got.


Waiter: “Would a Salad Soaker gun be good enough, Sir? It works with every salad dressing we offer”.
Customer: “Certainly. That would be wonderful, thank you”.


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