When your first 50 dates were all dogs, how can a girl (above average) get a break? – Try enticing him with cat food, and see if he reacts with a meow. If he does, he’s the one you’ve been waiting for.
Female: “Why Should I trust you? All men I’ve dated were dogs”.
Male: “GRRRR roar!! grrrrRRRR! aaaargh!! yaaaaaa!!!! yeahhhhhh!!!”
Female: “OOOOO, I like the sound of that! Let’s go, right now, your place“.
Male: “But…., but….but….”
Female: “But what?”.
Male: “I don’t have a place of my own”.
Female: “Doesn’t matter, I don’t either. Back of my mama’s car – right now!”
Grasshopper: “Will you let me eat in peace, or what? Get the flip off out of here!…