[comment: The Maniac | Youtube.com]
A normal day in a programmer’s life:
Wife: “Go to the market and buy one bottle of milk, if they have eggs, bring 6”.
The programmer came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: “Why did you bring 6 bottles of milk?”
Programmer: “Because they had eggs!”.
Grasshopper: “Will you let me eat in peace, or what? Get the flip off out of here!…